As you have probably heard by now, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell at work, and has been hospitalized with three broken ribs. The left is, typically, in full panic mode. If we are to judge by Twitter, they have landed on a solution for keeping her safe and sound for however long it takes until a Democrat takes the White House to fill her seat.
gofundme for a 20 foot thick bubble wrap inside which ruth bader ginsburg will be placed for at least 2 years
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 8, 2018
I would like to buy a coat made of bubble wrap for Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
— Steve Levitan (@SteveLevitan) November 8, 2018
Can someone pass me the bubble wrap, I need to wrap RBGhttps://t.co/0RP6Mk5iGa
— Andrea González-Ramírez (@andreagonram) November 8, 2018
holy fucking shit can we just wrap Ruth Bader Ginsburg in bubble wrap and carry her around in a sedan chair for the next two or more years because she is currently our country's most precious natural resource
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 8, 2018
#rbg I have a jacket you can wear under your robes. pic.twitter.com/bmBTS4a3rZ
— Trump is a f#%king sh&tshow. (@lugebootie) November 8, 2018
There are a couple of variations on the theme.
We need to put Ruth Bader Ginsburg in one of these ASAP! Protect her at all costs. #USA pic.twitter.com/NDcgWkhnmh
— USA BROTHER
(@USABROTHER) November 8, 2018
Related: 65 million Americans now pledging to various crowdfunding campaigns for mechanized suits of armor / force field generators / full body transplants for Ruth Bader Ginsburg.https://t.co/0t1CPhWXTc
— D.Billy (@D_Billy) November 8, 2018
Apparently, some thought that plan had already been executed.
Nooooo, who took the bubble wrap off of Justice Ginsburg?! https://t.co/NNtIPn7lFw
— Atima Omara (@atima_omara) November 8, 2018
Apparently, you can also donate your unbroken ribs.
Can I donate one or all of my ribs or my entire skeleton to Ruth Bader Ginsburg
— Guns are inherently immoral (@DaveYourFave) November 8, 2018
Wishing for a speedy recovery for SCJ Ruth Bader Ginsburg. We cannot afford to you lose. There are several of us will to donate our ribs if it means you'll live. #RBG pic.twitter.com/x4cudGEyy0
— J.C. Martinez (@Laidbackandloud) November 8, 2018
I wish her, and everyone willing to donate their body parts, all the best for a speedy recovery.
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